Hemorrhoidectomy done yesterday

CdnRgr

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I would not recommend anybody get this unless it is life threatening. I have hemorrhoids that I had to push back in after a bowel movement accompanied by blood on the paper for the past 6yrs. Tried getting them banded numerous times without success, it was suggested by surgeon that I should get this procedure done. This is THE worst pain on earth...my advice would be to just push them back in after a bowel movement and avoid getting your asshole slashed open and stitched back up. Current healing protocol....Normal diet with good sources of fiber, endless water (normal), sits baths 4x/day, 500mg naproxen 2x/day, extra strength tylenol and tramadol 4x/day with dilaudid before bed. 500mg bpc 157 upon waking and before bed, 500mg tb 500 same protocol, trt dose test, 4iu gh before bed. Heres hoping this will only take a week to heal enough where a guy can walk normally
 
Dam it must be painful if they are doping you up that much. I hope you heel up fast and feel better bro
 
Sounds brutal enough, I really hope it turns out to be a positive thing in the end
 
I do believe you man :(
My brother had it done when he was 20 and he almost didn’t survive (figuratively). He described the pain as the worst thing ever.
 
That's all it takes! One night, 9 drinks and a toy with the old lady :unsure:

Sorry man I just wanted to lighten things a bit. I'm sorry. My best friend had similar issues and I understand. You must have been near the edge where you get a colostomy bag so that you don't have to shit the old fashioned way. He had to have one 3mts then 3mths after reversal reticulitis came back and 6mths more of bag. Not the first I have known with a bag. It's rough. I was squirting blood out my ass about 5yrs ago and was able to heal up but I never sit on concreate or anything wet now plus a few more things and it completely went away. Doc inspected I'm a lucky bastard.
 
Hey thanks for the well wishes !!! This is day 9 and still not close to being out of the woods yet. Here is a list of the misery I deal with daily...

- Urination urgency is frequent so you go to piss....nothing comes out. Stand there for 2-3 mins, start a decent stream and....it stops dead and suddenly, Now I have to poop.
- Pooping is THE most horrific experience on earth hands down. So you poop a little soft Chihuahua size crap and the burning feeling is like there is a flame being blasted up your butthole non stop. What do you do next...do not wipe whatever you do. Go straight into the shower and clean it up with soap and anti bacterial soap and hooray finally more pee comes out so you're feeling about 25% better BUT you still feel like you have to poop and pee non stop. Next step is to sit in a shallow bath and soak the incision area which, believe it or not, provides some comfort. What does one do next you may ask......rinse and repeat ALL DAY.

Aside from that horror how is everybody else doing ? LOL
 
holy that's rough.... The joys of getting older... I bet you'll be glad you got it done once your healed up though..


what caused them do you know?
 
Man, that's crappy 🤣 .
Sorry, I couldn't resist.

I've never heard of hemroids that severe, having to push them back in is crazy. Is it safe to assume you're prone to them and have been dealing with them for quite some time? Will this procedure remove any potential for future issues?
As much as a pain as the healing process is and the obvious need for extra cleanliness I hope it all works out well for you and you no longer have to deal with them once fully recovered.
 
holy that's rough.... The joys of getting older... I bet you'll be glad you got it done once your healed up though..


what caused them do you know?
I believe it was years of hard labor on a drilling rig, coupled with training, and, in my younger years, partying and eating like garbage. This is of course, all speculation.
 
Man, that's crappy 🤣 .
Sorry, I couldn't resist.

I've never heard of hemroids that severe, having to push them back in is crazy. Is it safe to assume you're prone to them and have been dealing with them for quite some time? Will this procedure remove any potential for future issues?
I honestly thunk that perhaps I was prone to them, I am not completely certain though. As far as them re-occurring, the doc says that it is possible but this should have fixed them. With the extreme discomfort, I certainly hope it was for a reason.
 
Restoralax with a bit of fibre makes your poo very soft, like soft ice cream.
Cialis will help,with the urination issue. It will relax the sphincter muscle on your bladder. Plus it relaxes the other sphincter muscle, aka your ass.
 
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