I would not recommend anybody get this unless it is life threatening. I have hemorrhoids that I had to push back in after a bowel movement accompanied by blood on the paper for the past 6yrs. Tried getting them banded numerous times without success, it was suggested by surgeon that I should get this procedure done. This is THE worst pain on earth...my advice would be to just push them back in after a bowel movement and avoid getting your asshole slashed open and stitched back up. Current healing protocol....Normal diet with good sources of fiber, endless water (normal), sits baths 4x/day, 500mg naproxen 2x/day, extra strength tylenol and tramadol 4x/day with dilaudid before bed. 500mg bpc 157 upon waking and before bed, 500mg tb 500 same protocol, trt dose test, 4iu gh before bed. Heres hoping this will only take a week to heal enough where a guy can walk normally
Hemorrhoidectomy done yesterday
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Stay strong bro, the time will go by. I know it doesn’t seem like it now but it will.
This community has your back. Let us know how it goes over the next bit.
Virtual high 5’s are on ready 1 if you need ‘em.
This community has your back. Let us know how it goes over the next bit.
Virtual high 5’s are on ready 1 if you need ‘em.
I do believe you man 
My brother had it done when he was 20 and he almost didn’t survive (figuratively). He described the pain as the worst thing ever.
My brother had it done when he was 20 and he almost didn’t survive (figuratively). He described the pain as the worst thing ever.
That's all it takes! One night, 9 drinks and a toy with the old lady 
Sorry man I just wanted to lighten things a bit. I'm sorry. My best friend had similar issues and I understand. You must have been near the edge where you get a colostomy bag so that you don't have to shit the old fashioned way. He had to have one 3mts then 3mths after reversal reticulitis came back and 6mths more of bag. Not the first I have known with a bag. It's rough. I was squirting blood out my ass about 5yrs ago and was able to heal up but I never sit on concreate or anything wet now plus a few more things and it completely went away. Doc inspected I'm a lucky bastard.
Sorry man I just wanted to lighten things a bit. I'm sorry. My best friend had similar issues and I understand. You must have been near the edge where you get a colostomy bag so that you don't have to shit the old fashioned way. He had to have one 3mts then 3mths after reversal reticulitis came back and 6mths more of bag. Not the first I have known with a bag. It's rough. I was squirting blood out my ass about 5yrs ago and was able to heal up but I never sit on concreate or anything wet now plus a few more things and it completely went away. Doc inspected I'm a lucky bastard.
Hey thanks for the well wishes !!! This is day 9 and still not close to being out of the woods yet. Here is a list of the misery I deal with daily...
- Urination urgency is frequent so you go to piss....nothing comes out. Stand there for 2-3 mins, start a decent stream and....it stops dead and suddenly, Now I have to poop.
- Pooping is THE most horrific experience on earth hands down. So you poop a little soft Chihuahua size crap and the burning feeling is like there is a flame being blasted up your butthole non stop. What do you do next...do not wipe whatever you do. Go straight into the shower and clean it up with soap and anti bacterial soap and hooray finally more pee comes out so you're feeling about 25% better BUT you still feel like you have to poop and pee non stop. Next step is to sit in a shallow bath and soak the incision area which, believe it or not, provides some comfort. What does one do next you may ask......rinse and repeat ALL DAY.
Aside from that horror how is everybody else doing ? LOL
- Urination urgency is frequent so you go to piss....nothing comes out. Stand there for 2-3 mins, start a decent stream and....it stops dead and suddenly, Now I have to poop.
- Pooping is THE most horrific experience on earth hands down. So you poop a little soft Chihuahua size crap and the burning feeling is like there is a flame being blasted up your butthole non stop. What do you do next...do not wipe whatever you do. Go straight into the shower and clean it up with soap and anti bacterial soap and hooray finally more pee comes out so you're feeling about 25% better BUT you still feel like you have to poop and pee non stop. Next step is to sit in a shallow bath and soak the incision area which, believe it or not, provides some comfort. What does one do next you may ask......rinse and repeat ALL DAY.
Aside from that horror how is everybody else doing ? LOL