Dude says, "man she has had a lot of dick, I wouldn't go in there".
I say, I will push her cherry back so far she can use it for a tail light.
Dude says , "so how does it feel fucking that pussy where I have been?"
I say, once I got past the used part she is pretty damn tight.
Best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up as a stain on the sheets.
One of my guys comes up to me and says..."hey what do you want me to do now man? I finished that last job it was easy."
I say "do you want a hard job or a soft job?"
He says a soft job please.
I say as I open my zipper, "Here is a soft job, work at it until it gets hard lil fella"
I have more, a lot more....lol