Smelling salts alarm clock

[ajfromab]

Holy fuck I laughed so hard at this

 

[RigPig]

I feel like my wife might murder me….but I still might try it on her anyway lol.

 

[Durk]

I let my wife smell mine. She asked me what the fuck is wrong with me for doing that to myself lol

 

[ajfromab]

I’m tempted to try on my wife I don’t know though my wife is kind of crazy might get stabbed

 

[superbeast]

All i did was show this to my wife and she got mad.

 

[Negan]

I've never used ammonia for lifting and I did strongman. I'm curious how much it could have possibly added to a lift it's a weird experience smelling them.

 

[ajfromab]

All i did was show this to my wife and she got mad.

sounds about right haha

 

[Bigbear]

I'd like to get some for work on night shift. Quick little picker upper

 

[Mfg Eng]

I love this one LOL

I told a joke at work about lazy people that go hiding and such on the floor. One time it was about how we should put the dog shock collar on everyone's neck on the shop floor then when we need to talk to someone we just take the appropriate controller, step outside the office door to the floor and press the button, listen for the scream and we get a general idea of where he is on the floor.

 

[Sorbate]

I love this one LOL

I told a joke at work about lazy people that go hiding and such on the floor. One time it was about how we should put the dog shock collar on everyone's neck on the shop floor then when we need to talk to someone we just take the appropriate controller, step outside the office door to the floor and press the button, listen for the scream and we get a general idea of where he is on the floor.

I joked about using that at work and every time the door opened they would get shocked and notice customers. At that time i had very unaware staff.