Ranting and Raving
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Hot girls have been working me for years at the shop. I started this place when I was 25, girls were 18-20. I likely seemed like a really good catch. You know I never really cared. I was already with my wife then, she was really hot, and these girls would go out drinking with us and wiggle their ass in front of me and ask me if their butts looked good. My wife would say, just grab it for them so they are happy.
Now they had to be good hard workers as well. I don’t care how good looking you are if you can’t do the job, I have no need for you.
I was never creepy, it was all in fun, most of the girls we hired we did at the bar. The ones that flirted with guys to get drinks were the ones we wanted, they had a natural ability to sell already. We would have contests on who could sell the most meat to a guy. They would use every trick, boobs propped out in the top,of the counter, bending over sticking out their ass as they wrapped the meat, lol. In Edmonton there was a lot of single guys and not a lot of woman, it was easy.
There was one guy who one of the girls worked him so bad he gave her a deposit for a hip of beef. This dude did not have the money for this, he was just horney, lol anyhow I saw him at the pub next to my shop later and he looked at me like he wanted to say something. I asked him if he wanted his deposit back. Damn he was happy.
Fuck back then we would go out on Sunday night because the shop was closed Monday, like all of us, so usually me, the guy who worked with me in the back and 6 good looking girls, lol. So I’d pay for karaoke to be at my buddies bar, it was cheap like $120. It would be our summer party. Usually around that time I would give raises because business was booming, damn I’d make them sing karokee for their raises, lol. I believe it was $0.10 for every song, back then $0.50 was my normal raise. They would be hesitant at first, except the ones that had been around for a few years, but by the 5 th song, they would be flying asking if they did more songs would they get more money, lol. Remember this was like 15 years ago.
They would all drag me up to the bar to have shooters, sometimes individually, fuck I’d get hammered, but I was really well practiced back then. By the end of the night, they would be dancing on the tables putting on a show for me. I’d be fucked canned, my wife would be, Pay attention they are putting on a show for you, yeah as I’m wobbling around barely able to sit in a chair, lol.
Fuck I remember when hunters would come in to drop off game, they would ask me how I got any work done working around the girls I had, lol. I’d downplay it, like, what are you talking about this is normal, isn’t it, then I’d smile.
Oh yeah, the moral to my story. This has been happening for years, so I can control myself. Meat maid was a little more over the top than the rest, the others just liked to flirt, but knew I was married. Meat maid didn’t care. The most dangerous type.
the meat maid was quite the hottie from what I remember from one of my tips to Sorbate's shop
You’re stories are epic it’s like I’m right there Haha
No I’m in Ontario. I was in Edmonton for years.
Honestly my posts are not bullshit. I’ve had a pretty interesting life. I don’t like to be bored, but I’m not a completely crazy guy, I like harmless fun.
Plus I’m a little out there. I’m just lucky I have a wife that loves the excitment. She’s not into 3 some excitment, or stuff like that but getting a bit wild harmlessly is fun for her. Sometimes I think I tire her out. Well she’s to,d me that. But I’m loyal as loyal can be, I do coukd have easily fucked meat maid, but when it came down to it, I coukd never cross the line. No interest, I’ll never be able to find someone like my wife.
Honestly my posts are not bullshit. I’ve had a pretty interesting life. I don’t like to be bored, but I’m not a completely crazy guy, I like harmless fun.
Plus I’m a little out there. I’m just lucky I have a wife that loves the excitment. She’s not into 3 some excitment, or stuff like that but getting a bit wild harmlessly is fun for her. Sometimes I think I tire her out. Well she’s to,d me that. But I’m loyal as loyal can be, I do coukd have easily fucked meat maid, but when it came down to it, I coukd never cross the line. No interest, I’ll never be able to find someone like my wife.
I remember the post you wrote about making a marriage work. It was really insightful.
I wish I had that kind of appeal to the opposite sex. That is one thing ill never know. Sounds fun, and stressful.
Although i do have to say I have learned a lot from your stories. After we got the kids to sleep I told my wife I have a crush on work girl. She laughed as she knows my social predicament, and then her reply was "Ill bet she cant fuck like this" then she slapped me in the face and fuked my brains out. Ahhh.
Communication is key. Now im going to sleep. Early AM leg day coming up.
Although i do have to say I have learned a lot from your stories. After we got the kids to sleep I told my wife I have a crush on work girl. She laughed as she knows my social predicament, and then her reply was "Ill bet she cant fuck like this" then she slapped me in the face and fuked my brains out. Ahhh.
Communication is key. Now im going to sleep. Early AM leg day coming up.
Jesus brother you got one helluva good woman there and one hot story!
Christ I'd be in the dog house for a week and that's why I'm looking for a new one, lol
I agree though communication is the key but some women won't even listen before they go off!
Oh god I’d be killed for saying that. Oh I’m not a love god or anything, lol, I just pay attention. You would be shocked if you paid attention. There are woman out there that like all kinds of guys. I bet woman check you out but you are oblivious to it.
My wife gets hit on a few times a week, she’s far above most woman her age. She is so used to it, half the time she doesn’t even notice.
Last week she was grabbing an outdoor table from Home Depot. It was a pretty big glass one, so she trying to jam it into her Jeep, some guy in his 40’s runs over and helps to put it in for her. Anyhow she talks about her husband, when they were done, he says, you can tell your husband you’ll never have an issue getting help to put something in your vehicle.
The best part is she’s telling me the story and how she got in the Jeep and bent over to lift it in, so I told her to do the same movement and look at herself in the mirror. Well she showed that lucky dude all of her breasts, lol, good thing she was wearing a nice bra.
Then she says, well I guess that’s why he seemed so happy afterwards, and damn I didn’t even think of my shirt doing that.
But you know she says it’s a pain in the ass. Sometimes she just wants to be left alone and not get the attention, so maybe having game isn’t the best thing either.
I could tell you a ton of stories about guys trying to work her. And the lesbians, they really love her, lol. And that just really makes her uncomfortable, but makes me laugh. I don’t understand it, but hey, she didn’t know she was good looking so that’s how o got her, because I’m a short kinda ugly dude. I just have an outgoing personality, bwahaaa.
I likely wouldn’t use that too many times, she might get pissed, lol. Plus don’t talk about work girl to your wife too much, after a while she’ll likely get angry. Just think if the roles were reversed.
If you need to brag, brag on here, lol
Oh ya, she's a keeper. The stuff she does to me I won't repeat here. I mentioned it in the Crazy-Expiriance thread on NM. Its become a regular occurence.
She always points out girls for me to check out, and constantly teases me. Ill share this last thing: im going to work today and as she knows work girl is a total absolute impossibility so this morning to mess with me she said if i manage to nail work girl, for me not to wash off my cock, hurry home so she can lick it off to see what work girl tastes like, and then i can do her in the ass on the spot... and then says "have a good day at work dear". Haha!
So now im praying to God, and Satan, for a real miracle here.
Thankfully work girl is not in on Sunday so i can get my head on straight with the next two days off.
I wont bring it up anymore wih her though. I need to get it out of my head so i can work in peace.
She always points out girls for me to check out, and constantly teases me. Ill share this last thing: im going to work today and as she knows work girl is a total absolute impossibility so this morning to mess with me she said if i manage to nail work girl, for me not to wash off my cock, hurry home so she can lick it off to see what work girl tastes like, and then i can do her in the ass on the spot... and then says "have a good day at work dear". Haha!
So now im praying to God, and Satan, for a real miracle here.
Thankfully work girl is not in on Sunday so i can get my head on straight with the next two days off.
I wont bring it up anymore wih her though. I need to get it out of my head so i can work in peace.
Hahaha. This thread has gotten amazing.
@Sorbate I think being attractive and having game are two different things. Like I see girls eyeing me up sometimes so I know I could get somewhere but lacking game means I cower away. Or if I do talk to a girl who seems interested and I fancy her too I get all clammed up and shy. That can work in your favour though cos some girls find it endearing.
@Sorbate I think being attractive and having game are two different things. Like I see girls eyeing me up sometimes so I know I could get somewhere but lacking game means I cower away. Or if I do talk to a girl who seems interested and I fancy her too I get all clammed up and shy. That can work in your favour though cos some girls find it endearing.
This is why I don’t believe in marriage or monogamy.
I get that it works for some people. I just feel like the idea of being with one person your whole life goes against what is natural. The very fact that we still desire other women even after we’ve chosen just one to spend the rest of your life with makes this seem apparent. I could understand if once we chose, all desire for anyone else just vanished.
We are just animals after all.
Men are genetically programmed to spread our seed far and wide to create a varied and healthy population.
Somewhere in history it was decided we were supposed to choose one woman and get married. It’s a made up construct and has nothing to do with nature.
Or maybe I just tell myself that because I’ve never figured out how to hold a relationship together.
In 37 years the longest I’ve managed is 18 months, and that was when I was 21. If I get any sense that a gf wants to marry me or have kids with me I run a mile.
I’m seeing a girl now who has one kid. She’s 24 and can’t have any more kids due to paramenopause or whatever it’s called. Suits me great cos there’s no risk of knocking her up.
We are just animals after all.
Men are genetically programmed to spread our seed far and wide to create a varied and healthy population.
Somewhere in history it was decided we were supposed to choose one woman and get married. It’s a made up construct and has nothing to do with nature.
Or maybe I just tell myself that because I’ve never figured out how to hold a relationship together.
In 37 years the longest I’ve managed is 18 months, and that was when I was 21. If I get any sense that a gf wants to marry me or have kids with me I run a mile.
I’m seeing a girl now who has one kid. She’s 24 and can’t have any more kids due to paramenopause or whatever it’s called. Suits me great cos there’s no risk of knocking her up.
It might go against what is natural for some. For me it is natural as I don't have the ability to do live life like other guys. I could never in a million years pick up girl after girl. Like you mentioned, I'd clam up, red face, shut down, etc. It's physically impossible. Marriage was just a formality with my girl. We have been together 17 years now, since she was 19. I have not stepped out of line at all, because I don't want to fuck it up of course, and because I am just not competent enough to do it.
I have never had the lifestyle of picking up chicks, which is good because I really don't know what I'm missing. I've gone out countless times and no girls ever come up to me, or look at me or make eye contact. It's nice because I hate small talk. I would always go out with the same group of guys and watch them pick up over and over and always wish I could do it, but then I see the flip side of them always 'chasing the dragon' and never being truly happy, which I am, for the most part.
I might be happier if God and/or Satan grant me my little wish.
I have never had the lifestyle of picking up chicks, which is good because I really don't know what I'm missing. I've gone out countless times and no girls ever come up to me, or look at me or make eye contact. It's nice because I hate small talk. I would always go out with the same group of guys and watch them pick up over and over and always wish I could do it, but then I see the flip side of them always 'chasing the dragon' and never being truly happy, which I am, for the most part.
I might be happier if God and/or Satan grant me my little wish.
You know when I was blasting tren last year and went really nutty, I thought a lot about if I was missing out on something. The shape I’m in, both physically and financially, I could bang 30 year old hot single moms all day long looking for a great stable dad. It seriously would be way too easy.
Then I though about what my life was like when I was single. I fucking hated it. I was never really the type to troll the bars to get laid. Since I was 15 I always had a girlfriend except for one year and it sucked.
Now 22 years is a long time (especially since we work together as well) then thinking another 40 on top of that to go, but I can’t really see myself with another woman. I have this one trained and she has me trained the way we both want each other. We can talk to each other about pretty much everything. I was only into meat maid because I was nuts on tren, and for 5 years after our grandson moved in, I was moved to the bottom of my wife’s priority list, I go from number 1 to plttt.
Oh and it was fun to control the meat maid. She would pretty much do whatever I asked. And did i mention the way she would look at you? Like she was going to do ass to mouth, lol. But I bet if I was still getting attention from my wife, I wouldn’t have even looked at meat maid.
Mind you I’m back on the top of the list again. I guess a bit of real competition boosted me back up, lol.
It’s easy to have game when there is no risk. The girl you flirt with a bit isn’t in to it, well it doesn’t matter. You still go home to your wife.
It’s funny because it was my mom that taught me how to pick up woman. I can still remember her saying, I’m a woman, so I bet I have a decent idea what woman find attractive. Try to meet as many as you can, even as friends, don’t drool, we can see that a mile away, talk to the real pretty ones, a lot of guys are afraid to talk to them and the ones that do are usually creepy, so be respectable. It’s all a numbers game, the more you meet and ask, the higher your chances. Don’t take being turned down personally, she didn’t mean it personally. And her list went on.
Then I though about what my life was like when I was single. I fucking hated it. I was never really the type to troll the bars to get laid. Since I was 15 I always had a girlfriend except for one year and it sucked.
Now 22 years is a long time (especially since we work together as well) then thinking another 40 on top of that to go, but I can’t really see myself with another woman. I have this one trained and she has me trained the way we both want each other. We can talk to each other about pretty much everything. I was only into meat maid because I was nuts on tren, and for 5 years after our grandson moved in, I was moved to the bottom of my wife’s priority list, I go from number 1 to plttt.
Oh and it was fun to control the meat maid. She would pretty much do whatever I asked. And did i mention the way she would look at you? Like she was going to do ass to mouth, lol. But I bet if I was still getting attention from my wife, I wouldn’t have even looked at meat maid.
Mind you I’m back on the top of the list again. I guess a bit of real competition boosted me back up, lol.
It’s easy to have game when there is no risk. The girl you flirt with a bit isn’t in to it, well it doesn’t matter. You still go home to your wife.
It’s funny because it was my mom that taught me how to pick up woman. I can still remember her saying, I’m a woman, so I bet I have a decent idea what woman find attractive. Try to meet as many as you can, even as friends, don’t drool, we can see that a mile away, talk to the real pretty ones, a lot of guys are afraid to talk to them and the ones that do are usually creepy, so be respectable. It’s all a numbers game, the more you meet and ask, the higher your chances. Don’t take being turned down personally, she didn’t mean it personally. And her list went on.
@mt666tm @Sorbate i am somewhat envious of guys who are happy with one woman. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a player, I have zero game. Just when I’m in a relationship I want whatever I can’t have. I tell myself “if only I was single” but then I have to admit “if only what? Like you would actually talk to that random hot chick in the grocery store?!” It still doesn’t stop me wanting, but it’s to the point I’m ready to break up.
I also have no trouble being happy single, even if I’m not getting laid. I’m pretty good at just keeping myself occupied and I enjoy my own company (not a masturbation joke)
I also have no trouble being happy single, even if I’m not getting laid. I’m pretty good at just keeping myself occupied and I enjoy my own company (not a masturbation joke)
I remember when I was talking about it and you told pretty much to not shit where I eat. I already knew it, but being reinforced never hurts.