A guy wants to fly Air Canada.
Ends up at a bus depot under a cardboard sign: “Air Kanada (cash only).”
He hands over $1000.
Six hours later, he’s dropped off in a cornfield.
So he storms into a real Air Canada counter, furious.
“YOU stranded me in a field. I’m going public with this.”
Mammoth: “Sir, we’ve never seen you before.”
Guy: “Give me money or I tell everyone exactly what happened. I paid $1000 to ‘Air Kanada,’ got on a bus, and woke up in a field.”
Mammoth: “…you’re going to tell people that?”
Guy: “Yes. Your reputation is finished.”
Mammoth: “Sir… you’re about to announce you paid a thousand dollars to a cardboard sign.”
Guy: “But It had a plane on it!”
Ends up at a bus depot under a cardboard sign: “Air Kanada (cash only).”
He hands over $1000.
Six hours later, he’s dropped off in a cornfield.
So he storms into a real Air Canada counter, furious.
“YOU stranded me in a field. I’m going public with this.”
Mammoth: “Sir, we’ve never seen you before.”
Guy: “Give me money or I tell everyone exactly what happened. I paid $1000 to ‘Air Kanada,’ got on a bus, and woke up in a field.”
Mammoth: “…you’re going to tell people that?”
Guy: “Yes. Your reputation is finished.”
Mammoth: “Sir… you’re about to announce you paid a thousand dollars to a cardboard sign.”
Guy: “But It had a plane on it!”
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