Best braces story I’ve ever heard came from a friend who is an EMT.
They show up to a house for a call and the mother is out on the front lawn hysterical. They proceed to enter her sons bedroom who was a teenager and uncircumcised. His girlfriend was giving him a BJ And got the braces hocked and couldn’t get it unhooked
My buddy tried for 10 minutes but to no avail so very carefully had to get both of them on a gurney, cover them with a blanket and bring them out to the ambulance to go to the hospital. As they come out the front door a bunch neighbours had gathered around. Everyone just starred in disbelief and the boy kneeling up on the gurney and the girl bent over with blankets over them and the mother losing her mind crying.
Lol... so no thanks
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