Don't wanna hear another Butterface story !

Mad Zuiki

Mad Zuiki

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Ok so everyone has a Butterface story , What I want to hear ! Is your Yeah but she had a Real Pretty Face story ! I know most of you have done it and I want to hear all about yer 2 ton Tessy that's right I ended up Falling in Love with mine she was 6'4" and about 250 lbs my Sexxy little quarter ton of love was all female and just loved getting pounded , it was amazing but looking back I think I would have rather been a spectator now or I wish I had of filmed it all , Fuckin hind sight yeah ! Ok roll out the stories Boys When How Why we want all the juicy details or at least admit to it , Lets Go !
my story is coming soon ,for now let's get this rolling ! Post pics if you have them
 
Mad Zuiki said:
Ok so everyone has a Butterface story , What I want to hear ! Is your Yeah but she had a Real Pretty Face story ! I know most of you have done it and I want to hear all about yer 2 ton Tessy that's right I ended up Falling in Love with mine she was 6'4" and about 250 lbs my Sexxy little quarter ton of love was all female and just loved getting pounded , it was amazing but looking back I think I would have rather been a spectator now or I wish I had of filmed it all , Fuckin hind sight yeah ! Ok roll out the stories Boys When How Why we want all the juicy details or at least admit to it , Lets Go !
my story is coming soon ,for now let's get this rolling ! Post pics if you have them
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I will add shortly, it involves Windsor Ontario, a hot faced Stalker, that stalked me at Tim Hortons, and then all over the net, and it goes on and on. She was always driving and had a face better than Pam Anderson, but an ass i did not see until i finally caved and called the number she handed to the Timmies waitress through the drive through...It was crazy fun times, i am short on time ATM...
Dante, DC Training had to get her off the website we were on as she was nutty and found me anywhere i went...The good daze. Still happens, but momma , she be a beautiful, but scary crazy fukn red head, so only the brave, or nutbars still try....lol..i giggle, competition is always good for the soul and vaginas.
 
ironwill said:
I will add shortly, it involves Windsor Ontario, a hot faced Stalker, that stalked me at Tim Hortons, and then all over the net, and it goes on and on. She was always driving and had a face better than Pam Anderson, but an ass i did not see until i finally caved and called the number she handed to the Timmies waitress through the drive through...It was crazy fun times, i am short on time ATM...
Dante, DC Training had to get her off the website we were on as she was nutty and found me anywhere i went...The good daze. Still happens, but momma , she be a beautiful, but scary crazy fukn red head, so only the brave, or nutbars still try....lol..i giggle, competition is always good for the soul and vaginas.
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Great Fuckin Story I died !!
 
Mad Zuiki said:
Ok so everyone has a Butterface story , What I want to hear ! Is your Yeah but she had a Real Pretty Face story ! I know most of you have done it and I want to hear all about yer 2 ton Tessy that's right I ended up Falling in Love with mine she was 6'4" and about 250 lbs my Sexxy little quarter ton of love was all female and just loved getting pounded , it was amazing but looking back I think I would have rather been a spectator now or I wish I had of filmed it all , Fuckin hind sight yeah ! Ok roll out the stories Boys When How Why we want all the juicy details or at least admit to it , Lets Go !
my story is coming soon ,for now let's get this rolling ! Post pics if you have them
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I can honestly say I don't have one of these stories. Back in my bar days, I had what I called "the gauge". Basically put your thumbs together, close your 3 middle fingers, and stick your pinkies way out. Almost like you're doing the cowabunga hand signal 🤙 with both hands and your thumbs touching. So no matter how drunk I got, I knew I wasn't coming home with a heffer.

What still blows my mind to this day is how much the women loved it. It was like a game to them. I'd always have a buddy introduce it, they'd all laugh and think it was funny, then they'd all want to see if they fit!! So I'd be there in a group of women basically going "You fit, you can come home with me. And you can come home with me. awwww sorry you didn't make it. But you... you can come home with me".

My gauge never failed me, so no 2 ton tessy's here. But I'd love to see this thread pick up with some great stories
 
IronRobi said:
I can honestly say I don't have one of these stories. Back in my bar days, I had what I called "the gauge". Basically put your thumbs together, close your 3 middle fingers, and stick your pinkies way out. Almost like you're doing the cowabunga hand signal 🤙 with both hands and your thumbs touching. So no matter how drunk I got, I knew I wasn't coming home with a heffer.

What still blows my mind to this day is how much the women loved it. It was like a game to them. I'd always have a buddy introduce it, they'd all laugh and think it was funny, then they'd all want to see if they fit!! So I'd be there in a group of women basically going "You fit, you can come home with me. And you can come home with me. awwww sorry you didn't make it. But you... you can come home with me".

My gauge never failed me, so no 2 ton tessy's here. But I'd love to see this thread pick up with some great stories
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That’s awesome my buddies and I had the gauge as well and it worked excellent, I concur. But IR, come in now, it’s not about big asses, it’s about butterface. You telling me not one? Maybe you have bad taste. Lolol jk. Jk . I still don’t believe not one. I been with hundreds , not tens honestly hundreds of ladies and I had at least five. But nice bodies, but ter face. Lol
All good fun.

I still owe the rest of the story here above and I owe some training docs from my trainers. It’s damn busy but I’ll be filling the orders ASAP.👍🏼
Ok IR one butterface come on.
 
Sorry @IronRobi im way off, it’s about the two ton hessie. Which is what my story was about that I need to complete. My bad.
Anyway she was a looker but had a huge ass and huge vajayjay and I will continue ASAP. Mommas lurking around and even though she knows the story I still don’t want to get into a chat about how she was still hitting on me when I was with my lady now. She was a stalker from hell squirting gusher machine that was as pretty as all get out. And weird flat abs stomach then boom right below the belt. It was a different world. Lol I did it anyway. Several times in fact and have no reason why. Lol wasn’t even a dry spell. I think it was some weird voodoo magic shit. She could suck like a Hoover and deep throat and hold it there. I think that was the draw. Lol
 
ironwill said:
I still owe the rest of the story here above and I owe some training docs from my trainers. It’s damn busy but I’ll be filling the orders ASAP.👍🏼
Ok IR one butterface come on.
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HAHAHA That was the one downside about the gauge. It never failed me when I was drunk, but holy fuck I woke up beside some horse-faced looking women every so often! 🐴🐴
 
IronRobi said:
HAHAHA That was the one downside about the gauge. It never failed me when I was drunk, but holy fuck I woke up beside some horse-faced looking women every so often! 🐴🐴
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lolol, yes....i hear ya...a 2 at 10, and a 10 at 2 was the ol saying.....lololol
the closing time rounds around the bar, just to ensure we saw every last opportunity....then gauge, then go...lol
 
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