Do you follow the 3 second rule???

[The Old Guy]

Why yes I always try to cum in under 3 seconds. May as well get finished as fast as possible.

 

[Englishmustard]

@ElectricRocker at the cinema “hey someone just dumped like half a bag of popcorn on the floor”

 

[gondar1]

Why yes I always try to cum in under 3 seconds. May as well get finished as fast as possible.

OMG your post has brought me such relief! I thought we were supposed to try not to blow for at least 3 seconds! So many wasted nights crying myself to sleep and feeling like a loser for not making the cutoff and now I see that I may be one of the GOAT's! Gonna be hard not to brag now

 

[ElectricRocker]

@ElectricRocker at the cinema “hey someone just dumped like half a bag of popcorn on the floor”

Lmao you know me too well my friend

 

[flexappeal]

Let’s face it, if you like licking pussy the 3 second rule is redundant

I would but i have a big yellow lab. He always gets it before me

Those 2 posts are taking this thread on a completely different direction!

 

[Beothuk]

When at home no, but anywhere else yes!

 

[Cog]

My father-in-law ate all kinds of things in pow camps.A little dirt won’t hurt.

 

[Shrek]

Hunger clouds my judgement. 3, 5, 60 seconds. Whatever. I've eaten out of the trash at work before with co-workers in the room. Who throws out a whole bucket of fries? I'm bulking, those are free calories, still warm too so didn't even need to throw them in the microwave.

It set a precedent because now everyone brings me their unwanted food for a last call before they toss it.