ARES LABS
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i imagined they’d have one of those self serve soda machines for the breast milk. after you get your subway-like orderIntroducing Ares Prime! Get premium breast milk directly from the source at our luxury glory holes for $399.99 per month! 15% off when paying with BTC.
Socks only dress code in effect.
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Idea courtesy of @Taureau
Dont mind if i do
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hahahaha they’re gonna have to rebrand at this point. think we can come up with a burger king crown idea? i think it would be a great addition to the socks only attire
Wdym? Have you not heard of their Pin and Play Meal?
Ares Labs Pin & Play Meal
What’s inside:
One Trenbolonga & Cheese sub
8 oz Breast Milk (Fortified with IGF-1)
1 collectible paper Spartan helmet
1 vial of Tren Ace
1 silicone companion for any sudden tranny fantasies
my ares pin and play meal arrived
Fast shipping
Discreet
Good packaging for a new lab
Can’t comment on the product didn’t use it yet
Would prefer a larger companion
Will post back when I try it out
The helmet fits my boyfriend
Shout out to the rep for good cum-munication
Thank you for your review of the Pin & Play Meal.
We’re pleased the order arrived quickly and that the packaging met your expectations for discretion. We’re also glad to hear the helmet worked well.
On the companion item, it is intentionally sized as a beginner-friendly, "entry level" option for customers who are new to that category. We understand some prefer a larger size, and we appreciate you sharing that feedback as we look at future offerings.
Thank you again for your business.
Bert & Ernie
President & CEO
Ares Labs
He’s holding on to the belief that there’s no such thing as bad publicity…..
Taureau
Administrator
Thing is maybe just maybe he innocently posted about a new lab lol
However new labs that are touted as being great are 99.9% introduced by some new member
You would think they where smarter. Best way to get feedback onto a forum is read the forum. Make some friends. Then offer some samples to existing members and ask them to post honest feedback. Then if a long time member posts people will listen
What happened here is a lesson on how not to do things
However new labs that are touted as being great are 99.9% introduced by some new member
You would think they where smarter. Best way to get feedback onto a forum is read the forum. Make some friends. Then offer some samples to existing members and ask them to post honest feedback. Then if a long time member posts people will listen
What happened here is a lesson on how not to do things
you didn’t receive your breast milk samples yet? terrible service for the boss from Ares
This post was the TSN Turning point.....
"I’ve seen the process myself. It’s not china oils. It’s raws and made in a commercial quality space I’ve seen it first hand. You guys are so quick to jump to conclusions haha. The pictures online are probably AI generated for marketing. This is what the vials look like."
Holy shit I didn't even read the part about AI generated photos for marketing before I started making them
Everyone kept talking about 7 11 and subway so I just rolled with it.
