Damn that hurt

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So eating dinner (hot dogs) and I go to take a bite, grab it off my plate and I get a massive burning sensation, I look down and wonder how I got a piece of hot charcoal on my finger. Fuck no it was a yellow jacket. Fuck that burned. My finger has swollen up, god damn thing still hurts 3 hours later.
This is the second time I’ve been stung since moving to Ontario. First time I was wearing shorts on my motorcycle, it hit my shin and the fucker stung me.

You know, I have hosed a nest in the ground down, with them buzzing around, nothing. I can plug a hole in a wall they fly into that their nest is in, nothing as they fly around me. I smack them out of the air and step on them. Smack them hard and send them flying so they leave me alone , But by accident, that’s when I get hit.

Fuck you hornets.
 
Them fuckers burn. The bike is how i got burnt by the last one. Went up my sleeve..fuck

I love how it says noob under your title...lol
 
Ya wasp and hornets are brutal. Playing with dog at the lake couple weeks ago and stepped into the bush to get a stick to play fetch in the lake. Must have disturbed a hive, before I knew it I took 5 to the neck and face. Dog took 2. God they burn.
 
Funny thing is I am impervious to them. I've been swarmed a few times since I was a kid and the sting merely feels and reacts like a mosquito bite. My ex counted 20 some odd on my back when I took down a nest and it just felt itchy. Bizarre.
 
I got hit by a yellow jacket last year in my gardening glove. I tried to suck it out and my whole face went numb. lips and arm swelled up like a water balloon and I felt a bit high. Looks like I might have an alergy to these a-holes now.

As for bees, I heard one buzzing frantically in my garage a couple weeks ago, trapped in a web, big spider on the move. I fished him out with a coathanger and spent 15 min slowly peeling the web off him with some tweezers, trying not to pull a limb or hurt him. I got it all off and he just stood there for a second and stared at me before flying away. He knew I saved his ass.
 
as a beekeeper I get stung by bees a lot. Its actually important for me to keep getting stung because if I do not get stung for a long time I can easily become allergic . Also a bee stings once and dies. Bees are smart enough they avoid stinging you unless threatened

Now a wasp or hornet is a different. they can sting over and over.
 
Taureau said:
as a beekeeper I get stung by bees a lot. Its actually important for me to keep getting stung because if I do not get stung for a long time I can easily become allergic . Also a bee stings once and dies. Bees are smart enough they avoid stinging you unless threatened

Now a wasp or hornet is a different. they can sting over and over.
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Not all bees sting though. Take for example the mason bee or leaf cutter. I have a few habitats set up for the solitaires around my house and have held a few. I think the females can sting but not the males. But they are pretty docile and rarely do
 
I used to pat bumble bees that landed on our flowers in our yard when I was like 10. Never got stung. I would do it very gently.
Yeah the more I get stung, the less it would likely burn. I’m thinking it’s because of where I got stung, finger is likely a shitty spot.
 
Last yellow jacket that stung me put me in the hospital overnight. I collapsed at my front door and thought I was going to die. Been stung many times before and nothing. Weird shit.
 
PdH said:
Last yellow jacket that stung me put me in the hospital overnight. I collapsed at my front door and thought I was going to die. Been stung many times before and nothing. Weird shit.
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That is weird.
 
PdH said:
Last yellow jacket that stung me put me in the hospital overnight. I collapsed at my front door and thought I was going to die. Been stung many times before and nothing. Weird shit.
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Are you carrying an Epipen now?
 
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