Menopause and Roid Rage could they be the same thing ?

[Mad Zuiki]

Is my girlfriend really going thru menopause or is she secretly doing Tren behind my back ? I wish I had of taken pictures the evidence is gone now , I am old school so I had a lot of classic porno mags ( private stuff here )and I even not to so long ago bought the Stoya fleshlight to curb my voracious ever growling and rising with out warning appetite for Poontangs iam trying to be Domestic and some times I break out into a full on sweat because of my futile efforts , Just the thought of a warm soft wet pink moist tunnel makes me day dream like a fucked up kid in grade 7 and I sit there staring off into space empty look on my face glazed over eyes and then suddenly ! Whap I am snapped out of it by my Woman yelling at me about why I never clean out the bath tub or clean out the toilet because I take 20 shits a day and she only goes once a week , and when she isn't complaining about my unenthused Anti Molly Maidisms she is asking me what is for dinner tonight because she can't cook and I happen to be a fuckin Wizard in the kitchen but now all this Shit is getting old , all I can think of is what happened to the Hot Chick that use to suck my Ball Sack till I was running on empty ? what happened to the girl that use to squirt all over the place ? sometimes only after five or so pumps where is that hot little Bitch that use to piss on my face I want that chick back not this Tren Ragging Spetznaz Commando , I am starting to think her Cock might be bigger than mine ! Now she is ripping my porno mags into pieces and cutting my Flesh light up into itty bitty little chunks like she is going to make butter chicken out of out of my Stoya fleshlight What in the Fuck ! How come chicks always have an excuse like Oh I was Just on my period Haha PMS LoL or it's ok Iam just going thru Menopause ! Fuck that if a Dude fucked with my Serenity like that it wouldn't be long before I was drinking Ale from his Hollowed out Skull
some one on here told me to set boundaries actually the best advice I got was along the lines of taking her out for a run down a Logging road same way you run your dogs when they are getting Ornery , I have always found away to make light of almost any situation and I have been in some situations that involved swat teams and others that involved getting shot at and such not fun I know don't ask cause I won't tell , For the most part I am far to easy going and when you are like me you can't just all of a sudden start setting boundaries it's unethical at this point but what I can do is set miles and miles between me and my Smokin Hott Little Lunatic that is Hogging all the Tren behind my back

Peace Out Lads Iron be with you

 

[ironwill]

I have always found away to make light of almost any situation and I have been in some situations that involved swat teams and others that involved getting shot at and such not fun I know don't ask cause I won't tell.



Me as well brother, a few times, and me no speaky of the heezy good times a weezy...

Some things are more fun when our friends bring it up and state the lunacy we invoke at times...If i say it, sounds like bragging, not near as much fun...
Now, the vajayjay issue, hmmmm, i dunno, there's a fine line between madness and Genius...I sway either way at times. So Do most ladies i have known...
Anal, that's my go to response....ANAL...give, not receive preferably...every time..

 

[Sorbate]

Why don‘t you just have a conversation with her and not a fight? Ask her why she’s so pissed off. She may not tell you right away, but will eventually, but remember when she does, don’t get defensive and let her vent.

See when a woman is not overly happy, well they are not into the sex the same way.

Also for some reason woman want to train us, especially save the bad ones.
My wife was giving me shit for a while every time we drank, it got to the point I didn’t want to be around her, so one time I flat out told her calmly, “I think my training is done. I’m as good as I’m going to get and way better than I was before, but if you keep trying to change me, you will not like the pussy I become, and I will not be happy either, so I am who I am”
And after that, she laid off. Now remember a relationship is a compromise, so I had already done my part,, but they sure like to keep fixing us, or manipulate us or whatever, lol.

Every reaction has a reaction. Clean a toilet, she squirts, don’t clean toilet, sex sucks. Woman are really not any different than us, so if you pretend to be her and then see who you are, you may see why shes pissed.

Or I am wrong and she‘s just angry, lol.

Oh and I should mention I have a great wife, pretty much sex whenever I want, I never have to clean the house, do laundry, dishes, she does likely most of the cooking, shit even takes out the garbage. And she is great at saving money, very organized. Kinda like Monica off of friends, lol. And I’m the lazy one who has naps and so on. So my thing is I listen to her, and if she asks me to start doing a little, I guess maybe I should, lol.

 

[Bigbear]

Is my girlfriend really going thru menopause or is she secretly doing Tren behind my back ? I wish I had of taken pictures the evidence is gone now , I am old school so I had a lot of classic porno mags ( private stuff here )and I even not to so long ago bought the Stoya fleshlight to curb my voracious ever growling and rising with out warning appetite for Poontangs iam trying to be Domestic and some times I break out into a full on sweat because of my futile efforts , Just the thought of a warm soft wet pink moist tunnel makes me day dream like a fucked up kid in grade 7 and I sit there staring off into space empty look on my face glazed over eyes and then suddenly ! Whap I am snapped out of it by my Woman yelling at me about why I never clean out the bath tub or clean out the toilet because I take 20 shits a day and she only goes once a week , and when she isn't complaining about my unenthused Anti Molly Maidisms she is asking me what is for dinner tonight because she can't cook and I happen to be a fuckin Wizard in the kitchen but now all this Shit is getting old , all I can think of is what happened to the Hot Chick that use to suck my Ball Sack till I was running on empty ? what happened to the girl that use to squirt all over the place ? sometimes only after five or so pumps where is that hot little Bitch that use to piss on my face I want that chick back not this Tren Ragging Spetznaz Commando , I am starting to think her Cock might be bigger than mine ! Now she is ripping my porno mags into pieces and cutting my Flesh light up into itty bitty little chunks like she is going to make butter chicken out of out of my Stoya fleshlight What in the Fuck ! How come chicks always have an excuse like Oh I was Just on my period Haha PMS LoL or it's ok Iam just going thru Menopause ! Fuck that if a Dude fucked with my Serenity like that it wouldn't be long before I was drinking Ale from his Hollowed out Skull
some one on here told me to set boundaries actually the best advice I got was along the lines of taking her out for a run down a Logging road same way you run your dogs when they are getting Ornery , I have always found away to make light of almost any situation and I have been in some situations that involved swat teams and others that involved getting shot at and such not fun I know don't ask cause I won't tell , For the most part I am far to easy going and when you are like me you can't just all of a sudden start setting boundaries it's unethical at this point but what I can do is set miles and miles between me and my Smokin Hott Little Lunatic that is Hogging all the Tren behind my back

Peace Out Lads Iron be with you

Crazy stories man I love reading your shit. You sound like the type of friends I had growing just completely fucking crazy but all heart. Not sure is your issue is her tempers, her lack of sexual explosion she used to have or if it sounds like you may be getting bored of her shenanigans. Either way here's my two cents I'm young but I have experience if crazy relationships. My wife looks at porn and Jerking off without her as a form of cheating so I love her so much that I compromised and and sacrificed all my private fun for her. She makes sacrifices for me and her compromise was allowing us to watch porn together just never alone and if we're ever alone we can agree on using our own homemade videos to get off but we text at the same time and make a connection about it. Now your girls Menopause maybe blood work of some sort could help I hear women take birth control to keep hormones balanced during Menopause so maybe the bloodwork hormonal check direction could help and lastly if I know women I know this it may not just be Menopause she may be resenting something or hurt deep down inside some way over something us as guys have no clue about so seriouse sit downs emotional connections and communicating honestly and vulnerable may help uncover some things she is pissed pr unhappy about. You're like a guys guy maybe honestly notebook type pillow talk with your girl is hard as fuck then I suggest while you on cycle or comming off skip the a.i or antiestrogens and ride that estrogen like a drug right into your girl's heart. Or if you don't love her just tell her and lay your cards on the table. Uea my advice is mad soft and fucked up but I've learned to adapt to this side of me from time to time in order to survive otherwise the gun shots and swat team were probably literally going to take me out anytime soon too lol

 

[Mad Zuiki]

Why don‘t you just have a conversation with her and not a fight? Ask her why she’s so pissed off. She may not tell you right away, but will eventually, but remember when she does, don’t get defensive and let her vent.

See when a woman is not overly happy, well they are not into the sex the same way.

Also for some reason woman want to train us, especially save the bad ones.
My wife was giving me shit for a while every time we drank, it got to the point I didn’t want to be around her, so one time I flat out told her calmly, “I think my training is done. I’m as good as I’m going to get and way better than I was before, but if you keep trying to change me, you will not like the pussy I become, and I will not be happy either, so I am who I am”
And after that, she laid off. Now remember a relationship is a compromise, so I had already done my part,, but they sure like to keep fixing us, or manipulate us or whatever, lol.

Every reaction has a reaction. Clean a toilet, she squirts, don’t clean toilet, sex sucks. Woman are really not any different than us, so if you pretend to be her and then see who you are, you may see why shes pissed.

Or I am wrong and she‘s just angry, lol.

Oh and I should mention I have a great wife, pretty much sex whenever I want, I never have to clean the house, do laundry, dishes, she does likely most of the cooking, shit even takes out the garbage. And she is great at saving money, very organized. Kinda like Monica off of friends, lol. And I’m the lazy one who has naps and so on. So my thing is I listen to her, and if she asks me to start doing a little, I guess maybe I should, lol.

Holy Fuck made in the Shade over here EH Sorbate ! I'm Fuckin jealous what does yer Chicks sister look like ? send on the pics Haha good advice there Sorbate I honestly think my Chick is a Spoiled little bitch that has pushed dudes around all her life and should have probably stayed dating Dentists and Doctors , She told me people were telling her stories about me people I don't even know other women at the gym of course , That yours truly aka me Mad Zuiki I was the bad guy at the gym and all kinds of other Stupid Bullshit made up stuff that plastic people gosip about All though accurate none of it was true but it did get her my Girl all juiced up and ready (Thanks Ladies ) for me, So by the time I cracked off to her she had been wondering what my Dick was like for about a month already Hahaha fuckin slow guy over here ! In my defence I was living with another chick so I had to be a little slick about it , anyway we hit it off great right away and right around that time the Fox here in Victoria was shutting down so the chick that was living with me packed up her stuff and moved back to Montreal so shit kind of works out one chick left and another one jumped right into my bed before I had time to change the pillow cases but you see I have a serious problem both those guys sitting on my shoulders are devil's and there never was a voice of reason only Kaos , Now that I am wanting to have that relationship stability and only be Huggy Boo Kissy fuzzy with one chick and one chick only , I truely believe that for me it is impossible , I love her and I would do anything for her even clean the already clean toilet but that Devil on my shoulder is starting to call me a pussy and the other Devil on my other shoulder is also calling me a pussy Need I Say more my Good Man ? Thank you for the input Sorbate yer a Lucky Bastard for sure
I Envy you !

 

[Sorbate]

Holy Fuck made in the Shade over here EH Sorbate ! I'm Fuckin jealous what does yer Chicks sister look like ? send on the pics Haha good advice there Sorbate I honestly think my Chick is a Spoiled little bitch that has pushed dudes around all her life and should have probably stayed dating Dentists and Doctors , She told me people were telling her stories about me people I don't even know other women at the gym of course , That yours truly aka me Mad Zuiki I was the bad guy at the gym and all kinds of other Stupid Bullshit made up stuff that plastic people gosip about All though accurate none of it was true but it did get her my Girl all juiced up and ready (Thanks Ladies ) for me, So by the time I cracked off to her she had been wondering what my Dick was like for about a month already Hahaha fuckin slow guy over here ! In my defence I was living with another chick so I had to be a little slick about it , anyway we hit it off great right away and right around that time the Fox here in Victoria was shutting down so the chick that was living with me packed up her stuff and moved back to Montreal so shit kind of works out one chick left and another one jumped right into my bed before I had time to change the pillow cases but you see I have a serious problem both those guys sitting on my shoulders are devil's and there never was a voice of reason only Kaos , Now that I am wanting to have that relationship stability and only be Huggy Boo Kissy fuzzy with one chick and one chick only , I truely believe that for me it is impossible , I love her and I would do anything for her even clean the already clean toilet but that Devil on my shoulder is starting to call me a pussy and the other Devil on my other shoulder is also calling me a pussy Need I Say more my Good Man ? Thank you for the input Sorbate yer a Lucky Bastard for sure
I Envy you !

My wife’s sister is 5’4” and 300 lbs and 65,lol.
My wife is the good looking one in the family. She’s 5’8” and 125 lbs. been the same size for 25 years except the first few years we got together and she trained stupid hard and was 138 and ripped. Truth be told I didn’t like it, she was too hard, almost felt dude like, I like when they are toned but normal thin body fat.

Yeah, I was never really that crazy, always been good with relationships, and honestly after a while every pussy is the same, grass is only greener until the shine wears off. So for me as long as I know another chick wants to fuck me, that’s good enough for me, I don’t need more. Once you find a good thing, no point in screwing it up.

Yeah she picked you because you are a bad boy and likely figures she can save you, but doesn’t realize you really don’t want to be saved, lol.

But if she’s hitting you, like for real hitting you, I would find another one, you don’t want that forever, it will escalate. So will the jealousy.

I’m thinking you like the crazy ones, lol.

 

[Mad Zuiki]

I have always found away to make light of almost any situation and I have been in some situations that involved swat teams and others that involved getting shot at and such not fun I know don't ask cause I won't tell.



Me as well brother, a few times, and me no speaky of the heezy good times a weezy...

Some things are more fun when our friends bring it up and state the lunacy we invoke at times...If i say it, sounds like bragging, not near as much fun...
Now, the vajayjay issue, hmmmm, i dunno, there's a fine line between madness and Genius...I sway either way at times. So Do most ladies i have known...
Anal, that's my go to response....ANAL...give, not receive preferably...every time..

Hahaha Fuckin A IronWill anal is something this chick doesn't do great advice on give not receive ADOY ! I believe you just might be right I was Married for quite some time to this great but fuckin crazy Chick she had a Masters degree in Psychology Oh Oh ! She would push my buttons and act like a totall Fuckin Bitch untill I was a Raging Volcano and Mad enough to go Rambo on her backside she loved being Fucked brutally in the Ass and she would say shit like yeah fuck my ass I have been a little Bitch Do you love fuckin my Ass ? Yeah Fuck that Ass !! Holy Fuck Brother you are right I have to at least get Audio footage cause that is exactly what this little Bitch needs to sort her out for the moment Thanx Will ! Stay posted this is Happening !

 

[ironwill]

I have always found away to make light of almost any situation and I have been in some situations that involved swat teams and others that involved getting shot at and such not fun I know don't ask cause I won't tell.



Me as well brother, a few times, and me no speaky of the heezy good times a weezy...

Some things are more fun when our friends bring it up and state the lunacy we invoke at times...If i say it, sounds like bragging, not near as much fun...
Now, the vajayjay issue, hmmmm, i dunno, there's a fine line between madness and Genius...I sway either way at times. So Do most ladies i have known...
Anal, that's my go to response....ANAL...give, not receive preferably...every time..

I noticed i wrote i sway either way at times. I was in the shower giggling at this thread, i like these off the hook random fun threads, we need more at times.
Anyway without further digression. I sway between genius and insanity, not SWAY EITHER WAY.
Needed to clarify as topic was anal...Just sayn.
I panicked in the shower and cut it short so i would not forget to clarify.

NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT, My bum hole is water tight, and one lady doc finger once for prostate chaeck, that was questionable at best.
Milk the prostate she said and put lube on and no glove and worked back and forth a few times. It was odd at first....lol..
Anyway, a little exaggerated but i was compromised by my doc, and i have a wee story to share when i get back from leaving the house and going to civilization for a few hours to get supplies, until then.
Keep your tip up.

 

[Mad Zuiki]

I noticed i wrote i sway either way at times. I was in the shower giggling at this thread, i like these off the hook random fun threads, we need more at times.
Anyway without further digression. I sway between genius and insanity, not SWAY EITHER WAY.
Needed to clarify as topic was anal...Just sayn.
I panicked in the shower and cut it short so i would not forget to clarify.

NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT, My bum hole is water tight, and one lady doc finger once for prostate chaeck, that was questionable at best.
Milk the prostate she said and put lube on and no glove and worked back and forth a few times. It was odd at first....lol..
Anyway, a little exaggerated but i was compromised by my doc, and i have a wee story to share when i get back from leaving the house and going to civilization for a few hours to get supplies, until then.
Keep your tip up.

Thanks for rectifying that IronWill I was a bit worried there for a second , I had to read that a bunch of times it was actually pretty funny how uneasy that made me feel you Crack me up Bro ! Yeah I did figure out what you really meant on my own mostly cause I didn't want to believe what I first interpreted (or how ever you fuckin spell that ) I was breached also so no worries my appendix burst when I was a kid and the Doctor for some reason stuck his finger right up my ass my Mom was there and she just laughed I didn't like that shit at all ! I was only a kid and would find my self fantasizing about fuckin up my Doctor because this didn' make any sense to me why he did that other than just to stick his finger in my ass , Mom told me to just let him he is a Doctor ! Fuck thanks Mom !

 

[Mad Zuiki]

Thanks for rectifying that IronWill I was a bit worried there for a second , I had to read that a bunch of times it was actually pretty funny how uneasy that made me feel you Crack me up Bro ! Yeah I did figure out what you really meant on my own mostly cause I didn't want to believe what I first interpreted (or how ever you fuckin spell that ) I was breached also so no worries my appendix burst when I was a kid and the Doctor for some reason stuck his finger right up my ass my Mom was there and she just laughed I didn't like that shit at all ! I was only a kid and would find my self fantasizing about fuckin up my Doctor because this didn' make any sense to me why he did that other than just to stick his finger in my ass , Mom told me to just let him he is a Doctor ! Fuck thanks Mom !

Actually my Mom told my brothers and sister and out of the blue they would say Hay Jay wanna go to the Doctor and they would stick there finger in the air and then smell it , We use to kick the piss out of each other the Good Ole Days !

 

[ironwill]

Actually my Mom told my brothers and sister and out of the blue they would say Hay Jay wanna go to the Doctor and they would stick there finger in the air and then smell it , We use to kick the piss out of each other the Good Ole Days !

lololol...LMAO, i like your siblings...