The law is pretty simple..... here are two good ones. Simple but true. Please input yours. Lawyers are welcome to chime in....
Some ass wipe at the fire pit at camp keeps lipping off, rapping off, foaming at the lips and being a shit stain..... (all assumes no criminal background of "me")
Scenario #1
Me: "Shut the fuck up you piece of shit. Would you like a punch in the face?"
Result: Call to the police and a criminal charge at worst for menacing which is pure shit and all gets dropped- please leave each other alone.
Scenario #2
Me: "Sir, we are on private property. As per the criminal code of Canada fighting is not illegal. Typically the only crimes are fighting in a public place or fighting for price or purse. There is no money on the table. Since I have the approval to pound the living shit out from the private property owner for the property we are presently on I ask you to now fight me"
Result: Don't know but I am absolved of everything except if he gets harmed regardless of if I intended to or not- Jobidon
See a hottie in the airport hotel lounge all dolled up. I sit and she moves bar seats to beside me. We chat and she says during the 1st minute rubbing my arm "so what would you like to do?"
Scenario #1
Me: "I want to probe all three of your holes one after the other after the other after the other after the next again and again until I pop all over your face. I'll give you $300"
Result: Holy fuck I don't know. Could be anything from a slap to it's an undercover cop and I pooched.
Scenario #2
Me: "Interested in coming back to my hotel room? There will be $300 sitting on the table if you wish to take it but I am open minded in bed"
Result" Maybe a slap in the face but that's about it
Some ass wipe at the fire pit at camp keeps lipping off, rapping off, foaming at the lips and being a shit stain..... (all assumes no criminal background of "me")
Scenario #1
Me: "Shut the fuck up you piece of shit. Would you like a punch in the face?"
Result: Call to the police and a criminal charge at worst for menacing which is pure shit and all gets dropped- please leave each other alone.
Scenario #2
Me: "Sir, we are on private property. As per the criminal code of Canada fighting is not illegal. Typically the only crimes are fighting in a public place or fighting for price or purse. There is no money on the table. Since I have the approval to pound the living shit out from the private property owner for the property we are presently on I ask you to now fight me"
Result: Don't know but I am absolved of everything except if he gets harmed regardless of if I intended to or not- Jobidon
See a hottie in the airport hotel lounge all dolled up. I sit and she moves bar seats to beside me. We chat and she says during the 1st minute rubbing my arm "so what would you like to do?"
Scenario #1
Me: "I want to probe all three of your holes one after the other after the other after the other after the next again and again until I pop all over your face. I'll give you $300"
Result: Holy fuck I don't know. Could be anything from a slap to it's an undercover cop and I pooched.
Scenario #2
Me: "Interested in coming back to my hotel room? There will be $300 sitting on the table if you wish to take it but I am open minded in bed"
Result" Maybe a slap in the face but that's about it
Like Lawrence Fishburne said in John Wick3-"That's only $100 per hole baby!"