What the fuck????

That would be the least of my worries with the great whites down under.
 
That would be the least of my worries with the great whites down under.

As fucked as this may sound.... I’d rather have to deal with a white shark that a bull.

Whites investigate.... sometime you lose. Bulls are fucking relentless.

I dove with white sharks in South Africa in 2014. Blood thirsty killer? No. Inquisitive animal with razor sharp teeth the size of a tall shot glass? Yes! I posted pics on cm back then. Biggest shark observed? 16’ female. She is as a fucking monster.

Bulls. Ok when you see them.... it’s the ones you don’t see you need to worry about.
 
That’s what I’d do. If you are in a situation where you are fucked, you might as well go out trying.
Bear mauling me, he better hope I don’t poke his eyes out.
Tiger biting me, I’m fucking biting him back.

Just like the time I was chasing about 30 wild turkeys in a field, I though, shit what if they turn around and attack, I’ll get pecked, kicked to death, well I prepared myself to start flailing,,lol.

And no I’m not kidding. Like I say, you are fucked anyways, might as well try,
 
I’d probably never go head butt on a shark. Eye gouge.... gill rake yep.... head butt would not be my go to move. While wildly effective on someone who’s talking when they should be listening I don’t know if a shark would be as susceptible.

Fucking aussies lol!
 
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