What happens when you hold in a fart

[ElectricRocker]

The old lady said I gotta start to hold some farts in so I googled what happens when you do. I then sent it to her and said you ain’t winning baby

Fartbreath!



If you have normal gas production and just always hold them in, you risk having FARTBREATH. Yes, FART BREATH. When gas hangs out too long in your intestine, it begins to reabsorb into your bloodstream. It is then carried through your body up to your lungs where it is processed out and leaves when you EXHALE!

 

[Brutish Columbia]

Ha ha ha

That’s great

I always thought they creeped up your spine to your brain and turned into shitty Ideas

BC

 

[Treneth]

I also read a study "suggesting" inhaling small amounts of methane gas is also good for us to help prevent cancers, hence why is so natural for us to enjoy our own brew. That's the one I use on my ol lady "that shit came from my soul and I'm saving your life"

 

[faller]

This is priceless information! We were laying in bed when I read this so I showed my wife and said "your choice".

 

[flexappeal]

Well this explains why everyone backs away from me when I close talk them haha

 

[musclememory]

You can hold them in? See I told you @HCO that it is possible if you tried....LMAO

 

[eazy57]

Wanna read something funny about gas... look up the origin of the bread Pumpernickel.

The wiki on that is hillarious.

 

[Shrek]

O M G ... this explains a guys breath that I work with. Its like a rat died farting in his mouth. I confront him about it all the time and make him chew gum, or take a tic tac. He deals direct with customers too... wtf.

 

[millenium girl]

Fart breath = burp
Fart originates from the bowels while burps come from air trapped in the stomach.

 

[eazy57]

Fart breath = burp
Fart originates from the bowels while burps come from air trapped in the stomach.

Don't spoil our juvenile fun talking about farts and burps with science.

 

[ElectricRocker]

Well we could bring up the topic of “what happens when you hold in a quiff” then for the ladies haha

 

[Night_King]

https://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/a19967141/queefing/

 

[Taureau]

 

[ElectricRocker]

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Lmao I’ve seen these as the old lady was seriously considering getting me some. Haha I’d actually like to see if they worked.

 

[Sorbate]

O M G ... this explains a guys breath that I work with. Its like a rat died farting in his mouth. I confront him about it all the time and make him chew gum, or take a tic tac. He deals direct with customers too... wtf.

Yeah some people don’t have any hygiene skills. I have put stick in the bathroom for the students that don’t think a shower daily is needed, lol.

 

[Sorbate]

Lmao I’ve seen these as the old lady was seriously considering getting me some. Haha I’d actually like to see if they worked.

Last night I was passing something I had never passed before. Honestly was like a direct sour gas leak. I was banned to the basement by my wife and grandson. I was ok with that, I like sleeping in the basement, I can stay up all night playing vid games, watching you tube or masterbating without getting into trouble for not going to bed with my wife. It’s great, almost like I’m single for a bit, but in the morning I have all the creature comforts of being married, lol.

 

[millenium girl]

I'm very gassy lately -- a side effect of antibiotics

 

[ElectricRocker]

Last night I was passing something I had never passed before. Honestly was like a direct sour gas leak. I was banned to the basement by my wife and grandson. I was ok with that, I like sleeping in the basement, I can stay up all night playing vid games, watching you tube or masterbating without getting into trouble for not going to bed with my wife. It’s great, almost like I’m single for a bit, but in the morning I have all the creature comforts of being married, lol.

Haha dude I hear you on that situation lol

 

[Sorbate]

I'm very gassy lately -- a side effect of antibiotics

It’s funny I get less gassy on antibiotics.
Well take some fiber(prebiotic) and probiotics eod for a couple of weeks once you are done the antibiotics. Your gut will be strange for a hug but will come back quick. Just essentially into the fiber and probiotics or you will be super gassy, lol.

 

[Sorbate]

Haha dude I hear you on that situation lol

Oh my basement is wicked. I finished it a few years ago. If I sleep down there in the winter, I open a couple of vents a bit.
Or turn of the fireplace, watch tv on the 56” I have in the basement. The hide a bed has a memory foam mattress, it’s comfortable. Truthfully I sleep down there lots. It’s not that I don’t love my wife, but I like to stay up later, this way I can eat, drink, watch whatever I want until 1 am if I want on a work night, lol.