Sure fire method to make a woman pregnant while on cycle

Taureau

Taureau

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Having conceived 4 children while on cycle I figured I should share my sure fire method for making a woman pregnant while on cycle.
In my experience the key was to put your dick in deep and cum in her pussy. That is what worked for me. :)
No thanks necessary. Just thought your young guys should benefit from an old bulls wisdom.


Which reminds me of a joke. A personal fav of mine.

An old bull is standing on the top of a hill with a young bull looking down at a herd of cows. The young bull says to the old bull lets run down and jump one. The old bull says lets walk down and fuck them all :)
 
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Ohh lol sorry this is a how to get Ker knocked up thread, yah I can't help you out guys better just follow bulls advice
 
Taureau said:
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An old bull is standing on the top of a hill with a young bull looking down at a herd of cows. The young bull says to the old bull lets run down and jump one. The old bull says lets walk down and fuck them all :)
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So they go down and get some beefy pussy and decide to head back to the barn for the night. As they turn to head back up the hill they lock eyes with the biggest baddest monster-dicked nightmare of a bull that they have ever seen.

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The savage beast lets out a roar that shakes the trees and starts slowly down the hill...

Right away the young bull starts bucking and snorting and pounding the ground -

Old Bull: whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down kid, I'll just give him a few cows and you give him a few cows and ---
Young Bull: He can have all my fucking cows! But I'm gonna make damn sure he knows I'm a bull not a cow!
 
Taureau said:
Having conceived 4 children while on cycle I figured I should share my sure fire method for making a woman pregnant while on cycle.
In my experience the key was to put your dick in deep and cum in her pussy. That is what worked for me. :)
No thanks necessary. Just thought your young guys should benefit from an old bulls wisdom.


Which reminds me of a joke. A personal fav of mine.

An old bull is standing on the top of a hill with a young bull looking down at a herd of cows. The young bull says to the old bull lets run down and jump one. The old bull says lets walk down and fuck them all :)
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thanks for the 'tip'...
 
Did you stay on cycle year round?
I was busting nuts inside but I was on test and deca for 2years straight could be why lol
Probly had no sperm from deca?
 
mindovermatter2 said:
Strong sperm you got there.. or you just had a lot of sex LOL
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well since you asked the key is a solid month of daily bj's, followed by a solid month of daily anal, then one week of abstinence and then put it in real deep and plant your seed

substitutions are allowed and encouraged
if the wife/gf gets tired by all of that she is free to phone some of her cute friends to help out.
after all your doing this for her to have a baby :)
 
Taureau said:
Having conceived 4 children while on cycle I figured I should share my sure fire method for making a woman pregnant while on cycle.
In my experience the key was to put your dick in deep and cum in her pussy. That is what worked for me. :)
No thanks necessary. Just thought your young guys should benefit from an old bulls wisdom.


Which reminds me of a joke. A personal fav of mine.

An old bull is standing on the top of a hill with a young bull looking down at a herd of cows. The young bull says to the old bull lets run down and jump one. The old bull says lets walk down and fuck them all :)
Click to expand...


Heheheheheh. Wasn't that joke from the movie Colors? Robert Duvall told it to Sean Penn.
 
Many bodybuilders believe cycling is a form of male birth control.

Myself included (not anymore)

I believe it's a numbers game. Although sperm may be lower, you're engaging more.

Though you do see some pro's who can't have kids but it could be correlation instead of causation.
 
Human Architect said:
Many bodybuilders believe cycling is a form of male birth control.

Myself included (not anymore)

I believe it's a numbers game. Although sperm may be lower, you're engaging more.

Though you do see some pro's who can't have kids but it could be correlation instead of causation.
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I had my sperm tested while off cycle and I was well above average. Like most things it’s probably genetic. My sperm was probably lowered, but I guess I’m just to potent for my own good lol
 
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