Thing 1 and Thing 2
LePsyber>Hello, Dr Seuss, I wrote this story for Thing 1 and Thing 2.
Dr Seuss> If there is anything you to need to help, please tell me what do.
LePsyber>You see, Dr Seuss they’re angry, butt hurt and sad.
Dr Seuss> Ahh yes, perhaps they just needed a few more back hands from a dad.
LePsyber>But Dr Seuss, please tell me it’s not so!
Dr Seuss> Well perhaps not, maybe they’re just slow?
LePsyber>Oh Dr Seuss, don’t get me started. When Thing 2 posts anything it’s like someone has farted.
Dr Seuss> If it’s a problem with gas he has, make sure he hasn’t sharted! A hell of a mess could come if his fat ass cheeks have parted!
Mr> Ugh, I hope not but Dr Seuss both of them can be pretty dim.
Dr. Seuss> I’m still thinking of the one with gas. Maybe don’t fight him, get a match, light it go ahead and smite him.
LePsyber>There seems to be the problem because both refuse to go silent. They’ve overblown and poisoned so much that people get violent.
Dr Seuss> Huh I’m looking back through these posts and see, that both of them exaggerate, whine, cause shit, revel in the chaos, then tee hee.
LePsyber>There you go, you’ve got them figured out, that’s Thing 1 and Thing 2!
Dr Seuss> Seems to me that whatever they post is not only worthless but generally full of poo.
LePsyber>Exactly kind sir you can see that they have my leg mounted. They refuse to let go, the times they’ve attacked me without reason uncounted.
Dr Seuss> Two dicks in a pod, one slower than the brothers. Someone should have clearly unfertilized some mothers.
LePsyber> Oh Doctor you make me laugh, unfertilized is better than two smothers. My angst on these forums really comes from no others.
Dr Seuss> There seems to be a maturity problem as I look high and low. Could these two possibly post such drivel with any less substance or show?
LePsyber> That is without a doubt a comment with no more truth you could sow. I think nobody told either to avoid eating yellow snow.
Dr Seuss> Looks like both bat from both sides of the plate but neither can throw.
LePsyber> Watch out Dr Seuss because both get quite surly and mad! Two bitchy men, frick and frack, with dirty tampons, their smell makes me sad.
Dr Seuss> So what do you do with these bags full of toxic air?
LePsyber> I don’t know Dr. S, I’ve changed to conform and been quite fair.
Dr Seuss> Perhaps they should read the book, Shut The Hell Up Unless You Have Something Nice to Say. A day with less crying from them , there should be a way.
LePsyber> HA! Good luck with that, both mounted my leg yet again for no reason, YET AGAIN, today.
Dr Seuss> It looks like both have menstrual cramps, their chubby bellies grumble and clench. Clearly by their attitude, not even any Pamprin to borrow from a wench.
LePsyber> Not only that but you can tell they never played a TEAM sport and both lived life on the bench.
Dr Seuss> They sure talk and act tough with the internet in the middle.
LePsyber> Don’t they all, with penises so little?
Dr Seuss> I know what you’re thinking and you’ll get in trouble with that.
LePsyber> What mee? I’d never think of doing such devious things with a bat.
Dr Seuss> Looks like you’re stuck then, until they grow up your leg stays mounted.
LePsyber> I guess it’s fine it’s not like everything they say to me isn’t discounted.
Dr Seuss> You know most people here look pretty cool.
LePsyber> And that they are until you run into the tool and the fool.
Dr Seuss> Well good luck with your strife they’re probably butt hurt for rest if their life.
LePsyber> I guess so Dr Seuss but thanks for your kind words and all of your talking. It’s the best I can do because the law sadly says I can’t give them a glocking.
Dr Seuss> Silly world, it’s better in a book. High strung whiners get hung with a hook.
LePsyber> We’ll see you for now sir, before I get into any more trouble. The angry people believing Thing 1 and Thing 2’s shit talking will double.
Dr Seuss> Remember these last words before this thing ends. You’ve tried to de-escalate but you’ll never be friends. The trouble makers may make trouble but at some point people will see, how much you’ve tried to back away, get on with your life with glee. In the end though, trouble makers always get theres, as they post on your every thread shedding nothing but tears.
Fear not LePsyber for at some point they’ll hopefully grow, new attitudes shining. They’ll stop pining and whining, they’ll search and soul search… find some balls… become men… their bad attitudes FINALLY refining.
And if they don’t, fear not because their crap is just words, find a toilet, flush them down… dowwnn… dowwwnnn… with the rest of the turds.
The End.
LePsyber>Hello, Dr Seuss, I wrote this story for Thing 1 and Thing 2.
Dr Seuss> If there is anything you to need to help, please tell me what do.
LePsyber>You see, Dr Seuss they’re angry, butt hurt and sad.
Dr Seuss> Ahh yes, perhaps they just needed a few more back hands from a dad.
LePsyber>But Dr Seuss, please tell me it’s not so!
Dr Seuss> Well perhaps not, maybe they’re just slow?
LePsyber>Oh Dr Seuss, don’t get me started. When Thing 2 posts anything it’s like someone has farted.
Dr Seuss> If it’s a problem with gas he has, make sure he hasn’t sharted! A hell of a mess could come if his fat ass cheeks have parted!
Mr> Ugh, I hope not but Dr Seuss both of them can be pretty dim.
Dr. Seuss> I’m still thinking of the one with gas. Maybe don’t fight him, get a match, light it go ahead and smite him.
LePsyber>There seems to be the problem because both refuse to go silent. They’ve overblown and poisoned so much that people get violent.
Dr Seuss> Huh I’m looking back through these posts and see, that both of them exaggerate, whine, cause shit, revel in the chaos, then tee hee.
LePsyber>There you go, you’ve got them figured out, that’s Thing 1 and Thing 2!
Dr Seuss> Seems to me that whatever they post is not only worthless but generally full of poo.
LePsyber>Exactly kind sir you can see that they have my leg mounted. They refuse to let go, the times they’ve attacked me without reason uncounted.
Dr Seuss> Two dicks in a pod, one slower than the brothers. Someone should have clearly unfertilized some mothers.
LePsyber> Oh Doctor you make me laugh, unfertilized is better than two smothers. My angst on these forums really comes from no others.
Dr Seuss> There seems to be a maturity problem as I look high and low. Could these two possibly post such drivel with any less substance or show?
LePsyber> That is without a doubt a comment with no more truth you could sow. I think nobody told either to avoid eating yellow snow.
Dr Seuss> Looks like both bat from both sides of the plate but neither can throw.
LePsyber> Watch out Dr Seuss because both get quite surly and mad! Two bitchy men, frick and frack, with dirty tampons, their smell makes me sad.
Dr Seuss> So what do you do with these bags full of toxic air?
LePsyber> I don’t know Dr. S, I’ve changed to conform and been quite fair.
Dr Seuss> Perhaps they should read the book, Shut The Hell Up Unless You Have Something Nice to Say. A day with less crying from them , there should be a way.
LePsyber> HA! Good luck with that, both mounted my leg yet again for no reason, YET AGAIN, today.
Dr Seuss> It looks like both have menstrual cramps, their chubby bellies grumble and clench. Clearly by their attitude, not even any Pamprin to borrow from a wench.
LePsyber> Not only that but you can tell they never played a TEAM sport and both lived life on the bench.
Dr Seuss> They sure talk and act tough with the internet in the middle.
LePsyber> Don’t they all, with penises so little?
Dr Seuss> I know what you’re thinking and you’ll get in trouble with that.
LePsyber> What mee? I’d never think of doing such devious things with a bat.
Dr Seuss> Looks like you’re stuck then, until they grow up your leg stays mounted.
LePsyber> I guess it’s fine it’s not like everything they say to me isn’t discounted.
Dr Seuss> You know most people here look pretty cool.
LePsyber> And that they are until you run into the tool and the fool.
Dr Seuss> Well good luck with your strife they’re probably butt hurt for rest if their life.
LePsyber> I guess so Dr Seuss but thanks for your kind words and all of your talking. It’s the best I can do because the law sadly says I can’t give them a glocking.
Dr Seuss> Silly world, it’s better in a book. High strung whiners get hung with a hook.
LePsyber> We’ll see you for now sir, before I get into any more trouble. The angry people believing Thing 1 and Thing 2’s shit talking will double.
Dr Seuss> Remember these last words before this thing ends. You’ve tried to de-escalate but you’ll never be friends. The trouble makers may make trouble but at some point people will see, how much you’ve tried to back away, get on with your life with glee. In the end though, trouble makers always get theres, as they post on your every thread shedding nothing but tears.
Fear not LePsyber for at some point they’ll hopefully grow, new attitudes shining. They’ll stop pining and whining, they’ll search and soul search… find some balls… become men… their bad attitudes FINALLY refining.
And if they don’t, fear not because their crap is just words, find a toilet, flush them down… dowwnn… dowwwnnn… with the rest of the turds.
The End.