Is it evil of me? Anybody with similar stories of nasty neighbors?

LePsyber

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On my way to dropping my son off at his job (oh man, PUHLEASE lets not discuss this. I already want to throttle the little fucker)

Anyways, on my way, I had to hit the brakes because an entire family of what had to be muskrats zoomed from a small lake across the road, right in front of us, across her lawn, up the wooden fence and into the back yard of the lady down the road from us. I looked it up and they destroy gardens and this lady has a huge garden.

There are four of us within a reasonable distance of each other. The other two couples and I are sure she poisoned the dog of one of the couples. Admittedly the couple should have done more work at keeping their dog under control. We're on the outskirts of the city we're close to and putting fences around our land doesn't make sense unless you're the crazy poisoning chick who had to have spent twenty grand to put an 8-foot high slatted wood fence around her back yard.

The dog didn't come back one day so they went looking thinking it got hit but no, it was halfway home on their side of the road and beside him was a pile of barf. They had him tested and the bitch fed him rat poison. Terrible way for animals other than rodents to go. It would have taken hours of excruciating pain. The poor thing unfortunately always seemed to roam close to her house and probably shit in what is a pretty big front yard. She never complained to the couple who owned it either which might have changed the outcome.

Anyways, I'm smiling because there were two larger and what had to be six smaller muskrats hauling ass over her fence like little brown lumberjacks going up the board and into her back yard.

Bon Appetit my evil furry friends, Bon frikken Appetit.
 
If some bitch poisoned my dog, I would not be discreet in my retaliation.
I get having it trapped for what would have cost her maybe $100 after her nicely, less nicely and then pretty nastily warning the couple to control their dog. That's a logical thing. Trap it in a cage and take it up with the municipality. There has to be some sort of anti-dog deal. If the couple went through that, they'd keep their frigging dog chained. There were other options. The couple would have sadly chained it but there was never a peep from her. It was one of those dogs "aww, I can't have it inside all day because it'll destroy the house" which need severe training and to be locked in a kennel in the basement or something.

I personally don't believe dogs are 12 hour outside animals. Large dogs obviously needing more time outside than a small dog. But some people just let the dogs out in their backyard in a city while they're at work. The fuckers bark and act like little terrorists by lunging at chain link fences and so on. Those dogs need to be kept inside/trained and so on. Just because you have a yard doesn't mean you should use it as a dog zoo. Just because you own a dog doesn't mean you should be derelict in both you and it being trained.

The couple down the road has no fence and just let the frigging dog out. I mean it was possible that it was going to get hit or a hunter popping a shot off at it. My brother's dog got a broken leg from someone shooting his dog in his back yard but admittedly the dog barked like all day if even a leaf fell and someone obviously passed their level of patience. I can kind of understand(not the shooting but needing something done) those because the local city does NOTHING to stop people from using their backyards as kennels with 100-pound rotts and larger dogs that would probably tear a child in half if they could get over the fence they're going at.

Anyways, as I speak I think I can hear a trophy-sized carrot being munched on like a frigging muskrat smorgasbord and it's just good when karma comes back around on some deals.
 
my neighbor is a complete moron. Sorry your going through shit too. So I have a bungalow my parents left me when they passed away. It took me 3 years to qualify to gut it and do a major reno. Pretty much a rebuild. So in december 2017 the house next to me, little bungalow too but was sold and developed of severing 2 1 lot into 2, decided to start building in the middle of my reno. There builder, tore my fence down, used my driveway without my permission, ding my exhaust fan, and even one of his shitty workers stole my water tank to sell for scrap for 6 dollars which i was renting to upgrade to tankless when i was done my job. Stole my friggin garbage bin for their 2 houses as well caught on camera. Pretty much complete asshole. So they sell one of the homes to a new neighbor, this guy has a sump pump leaks out into my driveway and sidewalk freezes in the winter so i tell him turn the pipe or figure something out. he decides he will just concrete his drainage gravel and wants to do a drain channel, sure no problem. Saturday i see people people outside, i go out and theres 5 huge pink dots, now hes claiming i took 96cm of his property and he needs it for his concrete. I show him my survey and say do i ever just do what i want to your property, your builder probably built your house off and now you want my land fuck off go get your survey assessed and do you 50ft lot severed to 25 each. and don't spray paint shit on my driveway again. No respect at all. I hate people who thinks they can do what the fuck they want.
 
my neighbor is a complete moron. Sorry your going through shit too. So I have a bungalow my parents left me when they passed away. It took me 3 years to qualify to gut it and do a major reno. Pretty much a rebuild. So in december 2017 the house next to me, little bungalow too but was sold and developed of severing 2 1 lot into 2, decided to start building in the middle of my reno. There builder, tore my fence down, used my driveway without my permission, ding my exhaust fan, and even one of his shitty workers stole my water tank to sell for scrap for 6 dollars which i was renting to upgrade to tankless when i was done my job. Stole my friggin garbage bin for their 2 houses as well caught on camera. Pretty much complete asshole. So they sell one of the homes to a new neighbor, this guy has a sump pump leaks out into my driveway and sidewalk freezes in the winter so i tell him turn the pipe or figure something out. he decides he will just concrete his drainage gravel and wants to do a drain channel, sure no problem. Saturday i see people people outside, i go out and theres 5 huge pink dots, now hes claiming i took 96cm of his property and he needs it for his concrete. I show him my survey and say do i ever just do what i want to your property, your builder probably built your house off and now you want my land fuck off go get your survey assessed and do you 50ft lot severed to 25 each. and don't spray paint shit on my driveway again. No respect at all. I hate people who thinks they can do what the fuck they want.
Fuck man, where do I start? There are soo many parts if things I want to reach thru my phone and strangle the guy who wsd beside you.

My first house had some of the same which taught me if a fucking contractor or builder truck was in the driveway beside me to put my feelers up. Some will do ANYTHING to get paid.

Anyways, someone split the land beside you? Fuck. You didn't save your pennies to have two small lesser houses beside you. I guess just be glad he didn't build a damn duplex or semi-detached? In any case both types of buildings might have lowered your property value and you didn't do a damn thing to deserve it.

There are a couple things I learned in life. One of them is you don't want people touching your fucking stuff. NO its not cool if the builder parks in your driveway. Some don't see that you want your privacy. If you want to watch Tranny midget amputee porn in the front room while coating yourself with baby oil, you.want.and.deserve.your.privacy!

Touching the rest of your shit is just as bad.

Contractors have a dirty little secret. Some of them know that by the time you lawyer up (if its worth it)or even spent the pain of doing the paperwork yourself, people won't take them to small claims court. Damage some shit and make you have some out of pocket or a frozen driveway? No bigs...they all but dare you to start to small claims process and try to prove they did anything. They know the process is flawed and is really only a way to make a point if you get seriously pissed off enough to spend time and money getting estimates, documenting, missing work a couple of times to do it etc etc. Get mad enough that just winning is the point.
Doesn't take much to make doing a small claims more money than its worth and the fuckers know it.

Hope your problems have cleaned up. Its not right for a guy sitting in his home minding his own business to get goatfucked.
 
Fuck man, where do I start? There are soo many parts if things I want to reach thru my phone and strangle the guy who wsd beside you.

My first house had some of the same which taught me if a fucking contractor or builder truck was in the driveway beside me to put my feelers up. Some will do ANYTHING to get paid.

Anyways, someone split the land beside you? Fuck. You didn't save your pennies to have two small lesser houses beside you. I guess just be glad he didn't build a damn duplex or semi-detached? In any case both types of buildings might have lowered your property value and you didn't do a damn thing to deserve it.

There are a couple things I learned in life. One of them is you don't want people touching your fucking stuff. NO its not cool if the builder parks in your driveway. Some don't see that you want your privacy. If you want to watch Tranny midget amputee porn in the front room while coating yourself with baby oil, you.want.and.deserve.your.privacy!

Touching the rest of your shit is just as bad.

Contractors have a dirty little secret. Some of them know that by the time you lawyer up (if its worth it)or even spent the pain of doing the paperwork yourself, people won't take them to small claims court. Damage some shit and make you have some out of pocket or a frozen driveway? No bigs...they all but dare you to start to small claims process and try to prove they did anything. They know the process is flawed and is really only a way to make a point if you get seriously pissed off enough to spend time and money getting estimates, documenting, missing work a couple of times to do it etc etc. Get mad enough that just winning is the point.
Doesn't take much to make doing a small claims more money than its worth and the fuckers know it.

Hope your problems have cleaned up. Its not right for a guy sitting in his home minding his own business to get goatfucked.
Thanks man, nope I hate dealing with shit like this. No respect for my property and my privacy. I have endless crap I dealt with that builder there. Police reports and claims, he did not give a shit. Even the guy who bought the house I have seen plenty of times they have to come back and fix shit because they half assed and rush the job. Either way, at the end of the day I just want to have a piece of mind at home and I find myself always having to check my cameras and see wtf is going on with people. When I was growing up there as a kid never had to deal with the shit I had to deal with now. I am sure my parents would have been super frustrated if they had to deal with how people are today. It is just sad to say that I have lost faith with society and people today.
 
The Worst is a lot of these guys knowing they're churning out shit and headaches.

I'm all for freedom but someone splitting their land should need a public meeting of everyone on the street. You moved in because you liked what you saw and part of it was one house beside you.

A meeting to air concerns. Is he splitting it right? Sewage and drainage? How is the contractor dealing with junk and scrap and where is the fucker parking? Lay out some ground rules and maybe a public contract he has to sign that says if he fucks you or the person on the other side that he pays. Something to keep everybody honest. No signature, no split.
I don't know why the government hasn't made one. He fucks up, you getcher contract, you getcher proof, submit a breech of contract and bang you're in court with soooo much less work.
Contractors faced with that wouldn't fuck around so much.
 
The Worst is a lot of these guys knowing they're churning out shit and headaches.

I'm all for freedom but someone splitting their land should need a public meeting of everyone on the street. You moved in because you liked what you saw and part of it was one house beside you.

A meeting to air concerns. Is he splitting it right? Sewage and drainage? How is the contractor dealing with junk and scrap and where is the fucker parking? Lay out some ground rules and maybe a public contract he has to sign that says if he fucks you or the person on the other side that he pays. Something to keep everybody honest. No signature, no split.
I don't know why the government hasn't made one. He fucks up, you getcher contract, you getcher proof, submit a breech of contract and bang you're in court with soooo much less work.
Contractors faced with that wouldn't fuck around so much.
ya i plan on doing that whenever he gets a contractor, i don't want them doing any damages and being like sorry too bad after the fact.
 
Mine is just kid stuff: Growing up we had a neighbor that hated when kids played on the street in front of her house. That part of the street with the street in front our house was the flattest, so that's where the neighborhood kids gravitated.

She would yell at us, tell us to get off her property, give us the finger, etc.

So as kids we tormented her. We had a dog that loved chasing tennis balls, so I'd hit them with a tennis racket right onto her roof. It was fun to hit it way up, then don't look, just listen for it... BANG, every time! Followed by her coming out yelling at us, and we are laughing our asses off. Then 5 minutes later... BANG!

We shot water guns into her house through open screened windows.

We got a really loud RC car and just did doughnuts in front of her house, and would drive it right up her driveway for her to chase it away.

We played on our roof and shot her tin chimney vent with a pellet gun. She never figured out what that sound was but shed come outside to look, probably thinking it was a woodpecker. It was so hard watching that and not laughing to give ourselves away.

Then one day she crossed the line and swore at us and called us some bad stuff while we were playing on the street, not even bothering her that time. That was it.

I stepped up and did something that put an end to the war. I won't repeat what because its not something I'd want floating around the internet. It was beyond funny, but naaasty! She couldn't prove it was me, but she never bothered us again after that. And surprisingly we are rather civil to eachother today as I know she knows it was me, and she knows I'll go there.
 
Mine is just kid stuff: Growing up we had a neighbor that hated when kids played on the street in front of her house. That part of the street with the street in front our house was the flattest, so that's where the neighborhood kids gravitated.

She would yell at us, tell us to get off her property, give us the finger, etc.

So as kids we tormented her. We had a dog that loved chasing tennis balls, so I'd hit them with a tennis racket right onto her roof. It was fun to hit it way up, then don't look, just listen for it... BANG, every time! Followed by her coming out yelling at us, and we are laughing our asses off. Then 5 minutes later... BANG!

We shot water guns into her house through open screened windows.

We got a really loud RC car and just did doughnuts in front of her house, and would drive it right up her driveway for her to chase it away.

We played on our roof and shot her tin chimney vent with a pellet gun. She never figured out what that sound was but shed come outside to look, probably thinking it was a woodpecker. It was so hard watching that and not laughing to give ourselves away.

Then one day she crossed the line and swore at us and called us some bad stuff while we were playing on the street, not even bothering her that time. That was it.

I stepped up and did something that put an end to the war. I won't repeat what because its not something I'd want floating around the internet. It was beyond funny, but naaasty! She couldn't prove it was me, but she never bothered us again after that. And surprisingly we are rather civil to eachother today as I know she knows it was me, and she knows I'll go there.
You evil little shit! LOL!

Lady reading the paper and frigging Damien himself rolls up outside her house and tries to decide what nefarious thing he was going to pull today.

Lol you realize you'd probably get shot for some of that in the states right? Hehe.
 
I live in the country in bumble fuck, but the 5 closest residences are all fucked... We avoid all contact with them when we can.


Odd, but 3 of those residences are relatives of each other. And the other 2 residences are relatives of each other as well. We are in the middle and try to stay to ourselves.

At least the closest neighbor moved out last winter and the house is vacant since or we'd have 6 residents to avoid lol..
 
I live in the country in bumble fuck, but the 5 closest residences are all fucked... We avoid all contact with them when we can.


Odd, but 3 of those residences are relatives of each other. And the other 2 residences are relatives of each other as well. We are in the middle and try to stay to ourselves.

At least the closest neighbor moved out last winter and the house is vacant since or we'd have 6 residents to avoid lol..
Bro, that sounds...scary LOL. Here's something to say to them if they start to gang up on you ;)
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Bro, that sounds...scary LOL. Here's something to say to them if they start to gang up on you ;)
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lots of neighbors here are related.. It was a farming community.. So old family farmers get divided up/sectioned off to family members as they grow up and move out to and build their own house

Two of those neighbors aren't HORRIBLE.. They are just pure redneck.. I'm red neck too, but they make rednecks look bad they are so redneck..
 
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