Canadian Brawn count down to Steak and a Blow job day

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March 14th is Steak and a Blow job day aka male valentine's day

This is the official countdown thread to that day.

This way updating this thread will make sure none us forget it.

So those of us that are male make sure your significant other is aware of the day

Do not get forgotten on this the most important day of the year.
 
The date is marked! I'm actually going to be home from work for that day so I will be enjoying that day 100%
 
Jesus I almost forgot about that most terrific day! I’ll have to inform my new lady friend of this tradition and if she ain’t down for it, I guess it will be our last date then Lol
 
Steak & blow job for all 5 meals would be sufficient for me. May have to hire guest performers to help the old lady out!! Nothing wrong with a stunt double or two....
 
Steak & blow job for all 5 meals would be sufficient for me. May have to hire guest performers to help the old lady out!! Nothing wrong with a stunt double or two....

That is a fantastic idea. And what a great way to get to know your ladies girl friends, hot sisters and perhaps her mom. Lol
 
Fuck I'm getting old, someone please remind me what I'm supposed to put the Heinz57 sauce on again...
 
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ On the first day of Steak and Blow Job Day my true love gave to me... :D

A good old fashioned handy,

On the second day of Steak and Blow Job Day my true love gave to me..
Two big ol' titties,
And a good old fashioned handy,

On the third day of Steak and Blow Job Day my true love gave to me..
Three stinky rim jobs,
Two big ol' titties,
And a good old fashioned handy,

On the fourth day of Steak and Blow Job Day my true love gave to me..
Four hot MILF pornos,
Three stinky rim jobs,
Two big ol' titties,
And a good old fashioned handy,

On the fifth day of Steak and Blow Job Day my true love gave to me..
Five golden cock rings,
Four hot MILF pornos,
Three stinky rim jobs,
Two big ol' titties,
And a good old fashioned handy,

On the sixth day I got cocky and banged her sister, she'll kill us both if she ever finds out.
 
A good old fashioned handy,

On the second day of Steak and Blow Job Day my true love gave to me..
Two big ol' titties,
And a good old fashioned handy,

On the third day of Steak and Blow Job Day my true love gave to me..
Three stinky rim jobs,
Two big ol' titties,
And a good old fashioned handy,

On the fourth day of Steak and Blow Job Day my true love gave to me..
Four hot MILF pornos,
Three stinky rim jobs,
Two big ol' titties,
And a good old fashioned handy,

On the fifth day of Steak and Blow Job Day my true love gave to me..
Five golden cock rings,
Four hot MILF pornos,
Three stinky rim jobs,
Two big ol' titties,
And a good old fashioned handy,

On the sixth day I got cocky and banged her sister, she'll kill us both if she ever finds out.


This is my favourite post of all time.
 
unless I am mistaken you have a few more days to add to the song before its complete
then we get someone to sing it and upload it to youtube
you will be even more famous then you already are :)

@OntarioDude and myself in the style of Bob and Doug McKenzie in CB stringers with @The Old Guy chiming in on the dirty parts dressed in his hottest (clean please) lingerie !
 
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