18 inches combined

Stupididiot

2 inches
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@The Old Guy, @Stupididiot , and @Goldenrod are driving in The Old Guy's truck, and they get pulled over cause The Old Guy is way over the speed limit. This hot chick cop gets out of the cop car and looks at these good looking fellas and says "OK guys today is your lucky day, if the sum of your penis lengths is 18 inches you get off no ticket, if its under 18 inches, the truck is impounded and I'm confiscating all the AAS in the truck. So The Old Guy starts off and pulls out his penis, she measure it and its 10 inches. Then Goldenrod pulls out his and its 7 inches. The Old Guy and Goldenrod think "thank god Stew has to have at least one inch" so Stew pulls out and lone behold exactly one inch. The boys laugh and drive away The Old Guy says "You guys are lucky I had a 10 inch penis" Goldenrod says "No you guys are lucky I had a 7 inch penis" Then Stew pipes up and says:"Fuck that, you guys are lucky I had a boner !!"
 
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