Thing 1 and Thing 2
LePsyber>Hello, Dr Seuss, I wrote this story for Thing 1 and Thing 2.
Dr Seuss> If there is anything you to need to help, please tell me what do.
LePsyber>You see, Dr Seuss they’re angry, butt hurt and sad.
Dr Seuss> Ahh yes, perhaps they just needed a few more back...