The first picture needs to be fucked (by me personally)
The second picture needs to be removed and I now officially need some sort of acid-based bathtub cleaner to correct my defiled vision. UGH!
The last picture needs to stop doing everything in her life, move into my basement and lie in bed while I tear that tiny pussy up. Mmmmm Nyam Nyam. Love how she hides the boobs but bares her naked pussy.
Far be it from me to give hell to a woman who takes her modesty seriously.
Shit, those tongues get any deeper and they're going to be able to eat raw, undigested food right from the stomach. Huh, wonder if stomach acid can be used to make your food spicier?
Pet Peeve>Ass hair on a woman. Get that shit lasered. Seriously. It's bad enough I see that shit at the gym when some guy bends over JUST so he can clean his knee cap at the showerhead two down from me and I get an eyesight puckering load of the forest of asshair he seems to be PROUD of just as I look up.
I don't need that in my life...I really don't and a chick sporting asshair isn't much better.
You walk up to your door go to insert the key, but notice the lock has been punched out. "What the hell is this?" you say as you slowly and cautiously open the door. "Hello? show yourselves!" but there is no answer. You notice something in the air.. sniff sniff.. "prada"...sniiiff.. "candy?" .. "what the fuck?" the smell gets stronger as you get closer to your bedroom. The door is closed. You never close the door.. Breathing heavy, heart pumping you start to count down.... 3...2..1.. You throw the door open only to find this on your bed staring at you intently. What do you do?