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Stupididiot

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As some of you know I live with momma the eccentric overweight phone sex agent here in Punkeydoodles Corners. Once again I have a bit of a problem and am hoping someone here can give me a viable solution to said problem. I have been working out steady. My goal is to be 120lbs of pure muscle and for that reason been eating a ton or protein. Which leads to my problem. Momma bless her soul has a very sensitive nose. Well eating all that protein the side effects are a little awful at sometimes. Most times we are sitting around momma answering phone calls and me listening beating off. Then sure enough I gotta break wind, right now I have been holding it in, and sometimes it hurts so bad I make an excuse just to leave the house so I can go fart. God they are so awful too, sometimes I can't stand them. What am I gonna do I feel like my insides are gonna rupture sometimes,but I don't want to seem like a pig and omg if I let one go in the house momma will slap me.

What is the most appropriate way to deal with this problem, I would hate to die right in front of her from some internal explosion. I need some help please.
 
As some of you know I live with momma the eccentric overweight phone sex agent here in Punkeydoodles Corners. Once again I have a bit of a problem and am hoping someone here can give me a viable solution to said problem. I have been working out steady. My goal is to be 120lbs of pure muscle and for that reason been eating a ton or protein. Which leads to my problem. Momma bless her soul has a very sensitive nose. Well eating all that protein the side effects are a little awful at sometimes. Most times we are sitting around momma answering phone calls and me listening beating off. Then sure enough I gotta break wind, right now I have been holding it in, and sometimes it hurts so bad I make an excuse just to leave the house so I can go fart. God they are so awful too, sometimes I can't stand them. What am I gonna do I feel like my insides are gonna rupture sometimes,but I don't want to seem like a pig and omg if I let one go in the house momma will slap me.

What is the most appropriate way to deal with this problem, I would hate to die right in front of her from some internal explosion. I need some help please.
First of all @Stupididiot - everyone likes their own brand right? That bad, you don’t like them?
If she loves you, she will adapt lol.
Find a farting room that is designated as such if needed - put up a sign so she knows.
Don’t hold it in - be proud and loud.
 
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